kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via orgasmic-humor)

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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thinsquids:

I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.

(via bare--nake-d)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via manda)